12999th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

[Zugzwang]

@tutuu

dont u guys like it when women are mean to you? it feels so warm, so safe, so comfy. like im under the blankets next to a fireplace. warm. comfortable. safe. relaxing. mmmm. so nice so good

only if that woman is tutuu

[tutuu]

omg

tutuu … woman … ?

[MapleMay]

No I’m brave enough to say I stand with tutu on this.

[ElizaThePsycho (Willow)]

women

[notblackorwhite]

@Chomps

no it’s only you

I

am not sure I believe this

@Chomps

i like when they pet me though

I do fully believe this, though.

[MapleMay]

yeah you should see this bitch in vc she’s almost as bad as tutu

[notblackorwhite]

this is the single worst thing you’ve ever said about me

[MapleMay]

It really isn’t! Do you even read my posts?

[notblackorwhite]

lately? im trying not to.

[MapleMay]

love u bestie

[tutuu]

nbowie down bad? sigh. no bitches. so sad!

[orangeandblack5]

okay there is exactly no fucking shot that this is a correct translation of this song lyric

[MapleMay]

Shut the fuck up

Find me new cat reaction images you’ve been slacking on that this week

[tutuu]

[tutuu]

[MapleMay]

Good girl.

[ElizaThePsycho (Willow)]

holy shit

[Atlas]

i should light something on fire

[Litten]

meow

[Atlas]

i’m not allowing you near any sort of fire equipment.