12999th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

of course we can

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i should remember more types of chromatography than i do

we’ll discuss this in the union of lies.

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im glad to see you’re embracing your british heritage

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why are there so many. when does it end

Okay benguined, here’s what we’ll do. I still want the 5% equity for the $100,000, but I also want a royalty. 15 cents off of every post until I get my $100,000, and then 5 cents in perpetuity.

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kevin o’ leary ass deal

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I have done uhhh three

i hate him literally EVERY time he speaks in shark tank

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i have done zero!

Homophobic interaction chromatography

I would never sign a deal that Marissa set the terms for without talking to a lawyer first.

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I mean generally I’d prefer not to sign a deal without talking to a lawyer first

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here are the other types of chromatography. apparently chromatography is a type of chromatography

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gray would you like to be a part of union of lies

Okay yes but that’s less funny

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I would never sign any deal without talking a lawyer first…

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oh trust me. I have talked to plenty of lawyers before making the deal.

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Would I ever

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im pretty sure divorce counts as a deal theres a division of assets. you just rog that though

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