12999th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

Apparently he was really poetic and romantic and was really really devastated when his wife died at the somewhere before WW1 and said that his trust in humanity died alongside with her.

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I don’t care? He’s evil. Sob story or not. If i fucked your mom and told you that i did it because my cat died you would justify me?

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Thats an argument on why zelda has shitty writing, not that evil isnt a thing btw

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Well why did you tell me that you fucked my mom

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that kinda feels like a stupid move

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i could probably use it to self-destruct the family but like

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if you’re telling me that you fucked my mom and it’s true then i would describe you far more as a comical villain rather than comically evil

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Because it felt good and you need to know why your mom is about to get divorced

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:wowee:

There’s a distinct thing called “evil” in fiction which is, like, a convention of fiction, and that thing doesn’t exist, is my point. It’s not unique to Zelda or w/e, lots of fairy tales and movies and stories and what have you create this concept of An Evil Person to motivate the plot and that thing doesn’t exist

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All of us tend to do brash things when our wives died. You obviously don’t understand, you’re hoeless!

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Like it’s not unique to Zelda and it’s not even necessarily. Shitty writing. It’s just. A convention

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i don’t know if it would be a good thing or a bad thing (in the grand scheme of things) if my parents were about to get divorced

for me

And they suck, becsue they aren’t realistic.
People usually have more than one personality trait, they aren’t anime characters

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…You get two christmases

typing out my reasoning here one sec

You say this as if you’ll ever have a wife
(You will be one instead)

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on the one hand, family dynamics are permanently fucked
on the other hand, the family dynamics were fucked in the first place, so there’s a chance they would get better-ish

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so true bestie