12999th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

We saw how that story ended two times in a row but maybe it will be different a third time

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SO I’M NOT ALLOWED YUI YAGI

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the color scheme is bannable

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We’ve all decided it doesnt fit you. Change it immediately or youre in big trouble

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That’s the POINT it has a different PERSONALITY that’s the POINT

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I never said it didn’t fit them
I have no opinion on it

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One that enjoys saying slurs

that’s the same personality

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Fair

and also not why alice got banned i’m pretty sure

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It’s more REALISTIC and ACCURATE to my real life persona to have GIRL WITH BLANK STARE AND VAGUELY SHY MANNERISMS face and then my words are this

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How many nutrigrain things should I eat

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Two

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whatever god decided that humans should be addicted to sugar is [insert comment that would get me banned from their afterlife or cause them to strike me down]

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Usually when I feel “addicted to sugar” what I actualy am is “hungry for osmething more substantial but sugar is easier”

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generally when i think of social media im thinking of tiktok, instagram, whatever else are the platforms these days i forget which ones, facebook if you’re old people

i think that there are several different categories of “social media” most of which are more or less “social media” than others tho, with a line in between
like uh
say

Category Examples Ranking 1-10 (10 most social media, below 5 is not)
Zoomer, Gen Alpha TikTok, Instagram, YouTube Shorts 9
Old-Internet Facebook, tumblr (very different audiences but still, format-wise), Twitter/Bluesky 7.5
Subdivison-based Reddit, Discord, Twitch 6
Chatroom-Esque Discord again, Slack 4.99
One-sided Interaction YouTube, Pintrest 4
Oddly Specific linkedin, other things that are just linkedin 3
Very Close to Texting WhatsApp, discord but only dms with specific people, Telegram 2
Decidely Not Social Media Texting 1
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i put far too much effort into this

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usually when most people say social media they’re either talking about the gen alpha category or the old-internet category
once you start going down the list you generally specify more

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I’ve never used instagram or ticktock

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i put Youtube under one-sided interaction because it’s much less personal and far more… like a lecture, i guess, than tiktok is. i think YouTube deserves to be a 5.5 but pintrest doesn’t but i couldn’t figure out how to sort that

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