12999th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

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days of mafia deprivation

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i love going “wow, ive been so good with money this week! besides my prescriptions ive spent nothing!”

and then i walked past my favorite food truck selling bogo donuts

and then im like “well itd be stupid NOT to buy some”

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This is my understanding of it and makes a lot more sense

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TRUE

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world history mafia

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@Daeron Are you still playing MTGO? I just quit and am selling my collection. There are a lot of cards that are near worthless and the trading bots won’t accept them. I can give you my remaining stuff if you want

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my god

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tutuu quit

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It was fun but Pokemon Pocket scratches my itch better :relieved:

I just got around $70 out of my collection of 12k cards. I paid around $200 for them over the 6 to 12 months I’ve been playing, forgot how long. Not bad. I still have 10k cards remaining haha that aren’t worth anything

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AP Mafia role.

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Also that Mingbug online card game I talked about - I played it, it didn’t seem good to me

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like the AP Brainrot exam but mafia fr

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I randomly remembered I had a Discord friend whom I really helped with his relationship with his girlfriend. He was really thankful to me. He was thankful to the point of offering to pay me money monthly (??)

i feel like 98% of posts that start with these 5 words are destined to be extremely funny or extremely fucked up and you somehow skirted both and just made the most mid post imaginable

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this is the chomps cat situation all over again

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it took you 40 seconds between these 2 posts. did you ISO me? katze ISOs me specifically? awwwww im so flattered :sob: :sob: :sob: katze loves meeeee :heart: :heart: :heart:

and i love katze too :heart: :heart: :heart: mwah :kiss:

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it should be illegal to call an absurdly bleak and heartwrenching movie as a “comedy” because the first 1/3 has jokes and physical gags…

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me watching kung fu panda

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me watching the lobster

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me watching the parade

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