12999th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

shhh owners wont know

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My god

Good masala chai is one of this world’s kindest luxuries.

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I’d argue that the overvaluation is coming from the fact that their CEO has the direct ear of the President, which is fairly enormous.
How enormous varies from person to person - my Financial Statement Analysis professor thinks it’ll do very little because the government can’t be selective; my Corporate Finance professor thinks that Trump will find a way to be selective - but it’s still something to consider.

it been kinda a long work day ngl

My brother has “never lost money on an investment”

sounds like me

He has made “two whole dollars” ob Microsoft stock

there is only exactly one way that is true

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He has made an investment before but being fourteen years old he has not done so often

I agree with your financial statement analysis professor

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if u think the guy chairing the Department of Government Efficiency isn’t going to suggest things that would help his businesses, you’re fucking high lol

the fact it’s essentially a consulting gig and not a real department doesn’t change that

and I would say it was WILDLY overvalued before that. I read some sum of the parts analysis that really broke down how nothing tesla has is worth that much and its already extremely generously speculative

and that was before the stock shot up as a result of the election

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need this uploaded so i can send to a mu game and discord isn’t working

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I think he will. I just don’t think that it will work.

nah, incoming admin is highly big-business-focused

on that note, losing Lina Khan is actually unironically probably the single worst part of this whole ordeal

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fingers crossed she stays on somehow

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there’s a nontrivial chance she would’ve been gone under harris too but yeah

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