12999th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

so true. I was considering writing the kamala campaign begging them to keep her but then I forgot… not that it matters anymore anyways

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breaking: girl from utah learns that there are races other than white people

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italians was already a big culture shock… learning that not everyones last name was Smith or Evans and instead could be something like Giordano was a pivotal moment

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yes, true, but I don’t think it will specifically help tesla allll that much, at least comparatively.

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I would say that the idea of having the CEO in a presidents ear is already priced in for any major company. Any U.S. administration would already bend over backwards for Tesla because of the strategic advantage of having a domestic EV powerhouse.

The fact that it’s public honestly I just don’t think it’s going to mean all that much. I could be wrong, I don’t know enough about the actual dynamics of corporate relationships to the whitehouse

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would you guys believe me if I told you I’m already on overtime for this week

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orange: i’m not a workaholic! i have a balanced work / life ratio!
also orange:

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yes

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wow… this is truly a travesty. Who is gonna call people a year younger than them “kid” and talk about omega strikers unprompted now??

willows gotta pick up the slack

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lmao

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ishmael time?

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hey orangeandblack5 i’d like to put in an order for white phosphorus i want to recreate spec ops the line

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hmm. sleeper pick for sure

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isnt it weird that someday willow WILL be able to call someone kid

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nothing like red fraction coming on to make me suddenly want to join a gang war in thailand on the side of an ex-soviet special operations squad

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based

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I’ve been giggling at this for like thirty consecutive seconds just want you to know

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so cute :blush: