12999th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

Bad

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wow silviu that’s so mean :(

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Yeah sorry It’s Bad Silviu Friday

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EVIL silviu

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i understand, fridays happen to the best of us

Everyone gets no orange-flavored candy. No more weird cakes with their “syrupy” juice. And you can ONLY attend school when it’s rainy

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Orange candies are only mine to keep

Cakes with syrup are a frankenstein invention and has to go extinct immediatly

And everyone has to unhappily go fast to their silly indoor places while I hop around in puddles ALLLLL by myself

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Cheesecakes are also horrible, not sorry!

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Why do I have to fight God themself to buy Pepperridge Farm Gingerman cookies?

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you have to understand that they followed our trend of just Saying words regardless of situation. All they care about is the reference and if it sounds good (enough) to pass as song lyrics. See 90% of minecraft parodies We all did this

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can one really say they come from a place of appreciation while rewriting their culture?

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do you truly believe this is not a gen z’er appropriating gen alpha culture? im doing that and at least im aware of it. apologist

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I’m wondering what slang was used now 10 years ago

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yea

a lot of vine references

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based based based based BASED ON FUCKING WHAT?

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Holy crap

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girl youre not aware of it youre just actually gen alpha
wrong but still gen alpha

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HOW IT WORKS:
born my year or below: gen z
born after me: gen alpha
know the rules

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Breaking news: TodayStory confirmed to be 15 years old. More at 2.

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