12999th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

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#81

i would hire you as my divorced lawyer

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#82

#1 - 10 cookies, 230 days, 23 days/cookie
#2 - 12 cookies, 110 days, 9 days/cookie
#3 - 13 cookies, 59 days, 5 days/cookie
#4 - 8 cookies, 59 days, 7 days/cookie
#5 - 9 cookies, 88 days, 10 days/cookie
#6 - 6 cookies, 54 days, 9 days/cookie
#7 - 9 cookies, 59 days, 7 days/cookie

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#83

That would require me to get married first

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#84

unfortunately this doesn’t count the hidden cookie thread, unfortunately everyone but you is in it

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#85

I am literally in the hidden cookie thread. Check the hidden cookie thread. I’m there. You’re confusing me with someone else

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#86

YOU’RE the one who’s not in the hidden cookie thread

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#87

Clearly. Because you think I’m not there

#88

There may be two hidden cookie threads

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#89

Have we considered this

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#90

That’d just be too many.

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#91

I’m trying to decide who to make fun of hold on

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#92

It’s important to have a public cookie thread because the more people post the more hte influence of (katze | tutuu | benguinedparbecue) will be diluted

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#93

Choose your own adventure

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#94
  • selects katze
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#95

this game is running very slowly

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#96

Unfortunately, you have been torn to shreds by eagles. Try again?

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#97
  • selects tutuu
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#98

Unfortunately, you have been torn to shreds by goats. Try again?

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#99
  • selects benguined
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#100

You got the good ending! Your reward is to stay here in purgatory forever. Congratulations!

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