13337th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

I’ve been to uhhhhhhhhhh at least 2
probably exactly 2?

I’ve been to a lot of weddings.
Honestly, my worst memory from them is that my mom would order me to go and dance, and I didn’t really want to do it.

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been to roughly 8-9

apparently i was at a wedding when i was very very young and it was outdoors. and my parents were trying to stop me from running off a cliff basically the entire time

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I’m coming for your head.

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yea actually ive been to 10x more wedding receptions for randomass cousins and randomass mormon family friends in which i am forced to sit around for 3 hours (usually without my phone since this was usually before i had one) and do nothing

one of them was in 2nd grade
one of my second grade teachers invited the entire class (??????????????????) to her wedding LOL

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got an awesome new pet

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LMAO

I always feel like everybody’s been to more weddings than me but I think my impression of ‘everybody’ is an older demographic htan I am in

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that’s so funny

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this is so fucking funny to me and it really shouldn’t be i blew $10 on a fucking rock

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that tiny pamphlet is like 80 pages long in font size 2

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so… bad rom com

one genuine pedigree 100% certified pet rock (as seen in the movies)

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I once blew £10 to go see a Demon Slayer compilation film in theaters. It happens.

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you get it

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this is more useful i think

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I once spent ten dollar on mahjongsoul

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in case you’re wondering yes it’s literally just a rock with googly eyes and it’s the funniest thing ever

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