13337th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

i like scrolling back through my blog to realize a post i completely forgot about got 1000 notes

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See this post is kind of supposed to be funny but it’s mostly autobiographical. I almost posted the nature valley granola bar also but hte picture had a printed-off copy of a research paper that would dox me

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this one probably flopped because you mixed up maury with springer

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This is a main forum.

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it also just wasnt as funny as i thought it was

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why do all of the posts you share look like something that would be really funny in an alternate dimension (not much offense)

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oh i know. not disputing that. not what i meant

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i know it’s easy to get trashy tv show hosts confused but one of them became the mayor of cincinatti and the other one’s just a genetic test with extra flash

There’s already a tumblr or twitter post marshallspilled and txmaxxing. Much better

i got my timeline mixed up jerry springer was actually mayor before his namesake show. i for one like to believe in the world where the show got him elected

ah. yeah. I do think “CostCoded” has merit but ill admit i failed there

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image

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me when i spend most of my life living in an amish paradise

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hitchin up the buggy
churnin lots of butter
raised a barn on monday
soon ill raise another

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thank you orange i’m
pretty sure i have an old beat up weird al shirt from when i went to see one of his shows like a decade ago

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I should make a tumbler account do they have images in there

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good night fortress of lortress

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