I’d 100% confess to them here if I did, first of all
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Shoplifting isn’t a crime-crime
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Biggest crime ive committed is shoplifting two juice bottles. They werent for myself, some school bullies were signalling me to do it and i did it out of hope they would spare me a little if i did it for them
Oh actually when i worked as a hotel receptionist i helped myself with a bunch of soda cans over time, mostly because I despised my boss. About 7 or so. Another employee caught me later and I had to buy them back. My coworkers were kind enough to not tell our boss
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Hows it not a crime?
It’s not a crime-crime
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It’s too easy
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not a felony i assume is the bar for crime-crime
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Uh, thanks?
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be nice
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My first semester of college, the dorm RA reported me to university for attending a dorm party where there was drug and alcohol and I only found out because I got notified of a disciplinary hearing about it. I went to the disciplinary hearing (which was 1-on-1 with some member of university administration), and was like “yeah, I don’t know what happened, but I wasn’t even on campus.” Then she was like “well, okay so since someone else also claimed that, there’s going to be a disciplinary hearing with a student panel.” So a few weeks later, I show up to that with bank statements and a notarized affidavit that both establish I was more than 4 hours away. I brought ticket stubs from the event I was actually at. One by one the student running the meeting went to every one of the students from the dorm, and asked “was there?” and one by one they answered “no. Tonight was the first time we met.” The student panel took a vote, and just let me go right then and there. The RA was there too and didn’t say shit, but was super red in the face. I felt so vindicated and he never apologized to me. Fuck you, Daniel.
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sounds like a daniel move
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Sorry if u didnt find that funny
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You’re good, you’re good. I’m just a bit too tired for humor.
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Monitor two monitor three monitor friends for you and me…
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Please do not post about crimes you committed online.
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I love confessing to crimes I committed online in extensive detail
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I love you Ash im sorry ;-; 
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tutuu after commiting the heinous crime of being slightly unfunny on the internet
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Omg furry youtubers debating? Do they bark at each other?
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