while ur under do u mind giving me ur liver? If its not a huge hassle
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we all knew it was a bad signing; they gave up a bajillion draft picks to pay a qb who hadn’t played in over a year $230 million guaranteed. and that qb was also a horrible person, meaning that the browns were selling their souls and doing away with the loveable loser schtick that endeared them to fans across the nfl. now when the browns lose we just laugh
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FEMA MUST BE DESTROYED
Girl you can just take a bit. livers regenerate. My uncles been in a coma for 12 years and I’ve grown several livers out of him. They’re like worms
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i have never had the displeasure of dealing with worse people
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what about you but worse people
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I want the whole thing
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if fema was filled with clones of me it would be run better
i love when people talk about sports here. its like when people speak scouse i technically understand it but big fucking technically
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Be humble. Take half
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Hungry
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Tower of babel
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How Hungry
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“The wedding is back on once I undoom her from the narrative.” — Marcille Dunmeshi
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+1 copium charge
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no murder in 18 days is so sensational its news-worthy? 
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look if sofia had no murders for the better part of a month that would also be on the news
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in new orleans? yes
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