17776th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

For like the first 5, I was surprised they’d go with motivational!speech in here

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Oh god. Time to once again see how aliens are “eating animals” again?

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im so surprised you still like watching politics

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I feel like I know everything about american politics than romanian politics now

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vp debate was honestly kinda boring! they just talked about policy!

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Want to hit me with a bulletpoint?

they did have to mute the mics at one point because jd vance was yapping when the moderators were trying to move on to a different topic. that’s about as interesting as it gets

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Don’t worry guys I’m about to spend over 200 dollars more in merch

honestly jd vance felt shockingly sane tonight. perhaps because campaign strategists realized how insane trump was last debate and felt the need to dial it back

This is eating into the “putting money into savings” plan this month but tbh this is way cooler

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I feel nowadays you’d just get votes for appearing ordinary

remember that what is more fun in the short term does not necessarily equal long term gains

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This is an important lesson that is often forgotten

Like my economics teacher once said, in the long run we all eat dirt

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I think I will be like the most frugal person

I have to decide if I’m tacky enough to get a stoles shirt

there is a difference between that and “the next 45 years of your life”

Look how tacky this is

buying stuff to make you happy now is perfectly fine
if it eats into making you work too hard in the future it might not be worth it

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trust me these will be great conversation starters