17776th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

“We have made a VIDEOGAME that STEALS money and TURNS ITS USERS GAY and we are RELEASING IT IN CHINA”
becomes huge success outside of china
Oopsies

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Oh god not that one ai art post

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I feel that’s going to be the other way around

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It couldnt be any faster :sob:

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I was just thinking of inventing an imaginary girlfriend since no girl wants to date me. I didnt think of a name for her yet. But id like it if her eyes were green or blue

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But you have Silviu right here

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She would love me … And hug me … And be my girlfriend …

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Nods slowly

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Who?

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And then you wonder why you are single. Grrr these damn bosniac entitled tall girls and their high standards

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first time ive opened cookie in probably a day, first post i see

cant tell if you’re even being ironic atp

its so over

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Whats wrong with imaginary girlfirends? :sob:

I can use my imagination to fill in the void in my heart. It would make me feel happy. Katze doesnt want me to be happy? :confounded:

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Her name is Sarah

Her favorite color is red. She likes being called dumb. Shes whiney.

Shes an airhead. Forgetful.

She loves hugs and cuddles. And she loves me too too

Tutuu, put down the shovel.

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Why does your girlfriend Sarah sound like me

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my sense of time is so off my last post was 4 days ago

im not sure if im qualified enough to answer this since i havent had a girlfriend who lived in the same state as me for like 6 years now (granted, this isn’t something that bothers me)

just dont become obsessed with an AI girlfriend pls i dont think i can handle that

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