17776th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

My brother made me watch an hour and a half long Game Theory video on the lore of Five Nights at Freddy, and I will never forgive Mattress Pattress for bringing about lorror.

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i think your brother should be put to death

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i think hes like 12

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age is no excuse

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It’s honestly pretty tame for a younger brother.
One of my friends had a younger brother who once pushed him down the stairs and broke his arm.

i feel like most people who know me irl would call massive cap on the perfectionism rating being that low

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damn tragic

got 2 plaguebarer wins today on tos :)

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i liked more names having colors and the ui colors on the new update

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don’t feel like this tells the whole tale but sure

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God bless you moved :pray:

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trigger warning

i think i was 100% right? it might just be a complete charity though. i cant really tell

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Storm bringer lyircs have been stuck in my head

slighty nsfw

Pride is a damsel in distress
Hiding away where only I can undress her
Try all she can not to confess
In the end, it’s all the same once I apply all the pressure

Thunder, bring her through the wringer
Show her I’m the judgment call
The one who makes her kingdom fall
Lightning, wield her, use and yield her
Show her what she can’t conceal
For true nature will be revealed

Tell me, Odysseus, If I were to make you choose
The lives of your men and crew or your own
Why do I think they’d lose?
Enlighten me, King of Ithaca
Since hunger was far too great
I wonder who’d take the weight of the damned
And suffer a gruesome fate to the

I have an item that may be of interest to a solemn few of you.

The Item in Question

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Hey, I know this one!
Not the song itself, just the context! The subtext isn’t pleasant.

spoler

Zeus struck down Odysseus’s ship with lightning because Helios cow got murdered and he told zeus that if he doesn’t do something he will go on strike and burn down hades (the place) and make it so earth doesn’t have a sun anymore. This song is part of a series with a slightly altered history where zeus gave Odysseus the choice and the song was about how men pride is nothing in the face of Zeus

surely returning home after war wouldn’t take forever

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gtKNgFftV5Y&pp=ygUWc3Rvcm0gYnJpbmdlciBhbmltYXRpYw%3D%3D This is the song btw