the two gayest people… why am i not surprised
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congrats tho ig i dont know since when that was a thing
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i wear oversized sweatshirts and baggy jeans
i wish i had a horse
do you want to listen to some Engelbert Humperdinck
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im listening to a song right now. he’s cool, he was probably famous and very successful for his time
why did his parents hate their baby so much though, enough to name him humperdick 
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iirc that’s a stage name
and even if it wasn’t your parents don’t choose your surname
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they can choose your family name at least here. it’s not that uncommon. in here people either share the family name of their parents, or they get a new family name thats based off the first name of your grandfather. parents choose which route to go for
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When I was a little kid my sister and I loved “horsey shirts” (Ralph Lauren logo is a horse) and we always wanted a “horsey shirt” and we’d cheer when my dad wore one. I think I had One Singular Horsey Shirt
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even if that were true you’re claiming that there is only one surname that people can choose from when marrying?
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you were a horse girl
there has indeed historically been a default one that takes precedence automatically in most scenarios
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Its mostly cropped but that anime girl has fascinating boob physics
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thats not even remotely true
that’s just in the english speaking world
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Society is so cruel to not make exceptions even for Humperdinck emergencies
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this crackhead…
as tutuu just said
i’ve done a lot of research and tracking of various surnames of different nationalities over the past two weeks
not only can i tell you it is boring but that statement isn’t true in what you claim to be a supermajority
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it’s a stage name but it’s kind of iconic
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we are LITERALLY talking about england???
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etc spoilers for magnus archives season 2-3 bridge
elias is now putting on a half-baked feminine accent to mock one of the police officers trying to arrest jonathan sims for the murder elias committed
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you didnt specify england
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when somebody says “most scenarios of people choosing surnames” i do tend to think you mean most scenarios and not england
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