20000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

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#14631

just almost won a game with a throwing estelle goalie (but in a plausibly deniable way) simply by virtue of being goated at kai
unfort they won on the very last goal but it was 2-2 on both sets and goals so

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#14632

i scored 9 goals

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#14633

are you sure they aren’t just bad at the game

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#14634

absolutely certain. they were obviously trying to fake missed goals and were using abilities backwards all the time

#14635

i mean I’ve seen players do that legitimately

especially if they’re on moba controls

#14636

missed goals as in missed strikes mb
but i think it was ~p obvious. just the level of delay was too much to be real

#14637

ther other stuff is Plausible but all together i think she was just subtly throwing

#14638

idk

feels weird to assume they were trying to be discrete about throwing instead of having packet loss and/or poor mechanical skills

#14639

ehhh fair
ig it could be packet loss
but idts

#14640

i mean i have had teammates before who, despite trying their best, were literally more helpful to the other team than ours

including stuff like missing easy strikes and firing abilities backwards to own goal

some people are just not practiced at the game tbh

#14641

maybe

#14642

idk tho
tbf i have seen this kind of thing before so. maybe

#14643

either way she was definitetly not helping and i am goated at kai so get fucked

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#14644

admittedly this is relatively rarer since they got rid of the mobile version but it does still happen sometimes when Little Timmy boots up the game on his Nintendo Switch

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#14645

@amelia chat should i host necronomicon’s revenge here
i don’t know if it’ll fill but it would just be a 17p with our tos-type setup so idk

#14646

Should

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#14647

Everyone surely has at least one thing they can’t tolerate. Maybe it’s a phobia (e.g. altophobia, arachnophobia, etc.), maybe it’s a trigger to a mental disorder (e.g. OCD, IED, etc.), maybe it’s a trauma (whether it be physical, mental, or something else).

The thing I want to talk about is nothing on that level. If anything, it’s more like: “Ugh, I can’t tolerate anyone who WRITES IN BOLD CAPS LOCK because it looks like they are screaming and those kind of things annoy me to no end.” That kind of intolerability.

(This is basically fuel for those who want to know what type of character I hate in anything. Whether it be IRL or in fiction.)

Cultists. I hate cultists. Mentally ill people whose only cure is death. They, who were once very lost, found themselves ending up worshipping an entity that only exists in the land of fiction. Once-people whose minds broke and took the easy path out of their personal hell, now-pawns of whatever cult leader lords over them.

With stupid muscle-brains, you can at least beat it half to death to gamble a chance to get them to listen to you. (Their general mindset is “the strong should obey the weak” after all. Their stupidity is typically bound by their pride and strength. Remove those, and they would become more manageable.)

With cultists, they can’t be saved. Sure, some may say they are brainwashed and need rehabilitation. “They are just misguided, and thus any sins they committed are forgiven.” FUCK THAT. Becoming a cultist is the same as signing a contract to throw away your humanity. They may be “redeemed” in due time, but UNTIL THEN they are NOT HUMANS!

I don’t know where my hatred towards cultists stems from, but I abhor them to no end! In any fiction I will be in, my motto will always be: KILL ANY CULTISTS ON SIGHT!!! (After confirming they are actually one.)

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#14648

What kind of cold brew?

What does this mean?
Lavender-scented, lavender-sprinkled, or “lavender cold”?
What is cold foam?

#14649

shoutout to child labor

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#14650

The children yearn for the mines

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