20000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

[TodaysStory]

IM CISHET???

[TodaysStory]

atlas help I’ve lost all my fucking queer bucks

[Atlas]

hello fake mimicry of todaysstory

[tutuu]

I GET TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT NOW AND U DONT BWAHAHAHAHA L BOZO

[TodaysStory]

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

[Ash]

Welcome to the club.

[TodaysStory]

wait im a fujoshi and now im male. holy shit

[tutuu]

Wait does that make u tired? What does that mean for me who sits for 10

[Chomps]

it/she? itchy? you’re itchy tutuu? just scratch it

[Atlas]

it’s a small island

ash gets to hold the body-sized flagpole

[TodaysStory]

finally, i can BE the yaoi

[Atlas]

it means that you’re more capable of basic physical activies, prolly

[TodaysStory]

yeah i use laptop specifically because it means i can move around a ton

[tutuu]

I dont have a PC i have a laptop and i sit on my bed with my legs stretched out. Like those things at the pool

[Atlas]

and i have a desk computer and thus i cannot

[tutuu]

Such a literal nerdie u are oioioioio

[Atlas]

i’m on the edge of reality, and i might fall.

[TodaysStory]

so anyways tutuu whats it like being transgender and lesbian

[ElizaThePsycho (Willow)]

Well shit

[tutuu]

OH NYOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!