20000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

I don’t think I’ve been this happy since Christmas

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This is overwhelmingly wholesome

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I don’t have people to give them a friendship bracelet…

Well I do but they live very far away

I just make them for me I’m not even gonna lie

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make them now so u have them later!

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“My best friend is me” could maybe make a good aesop in a story with enough motivational music

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seems like something the mouth tape morning routine guy would say as well

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me when I dive into a pool and stay suspended in mid-air for exactly 4 minutes

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like heres the exact podcast clip

Guest: “Well I just don’t understand why youd-”

Him: “Let me explain something to you. People care about others. People care about their best friend, right? People would do anything for their best friend. My best friend is me. (small cut back to the guest, as the guest nods and makes a noise in agreement). I am the peak human person and I gotta take care of myself like you would a friend.”

Guest: “So what you’re kinda saying is, like you’re saying is-”

Him: “I still have friends. I have tons of friends. Nothing comes before myself though, I am my own best friend.”

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This is the most podcast clip to ever be podcasted.

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lmao

im sorry its exceptionally funny to see you go from the xbox live chat riddler to using tone tags

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Answer my riddles three, to find out your mother’s…okay I can’t think of anything funny that rhymes there.

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the woker

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The more I see undertale colored atlas the more I like it

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I thought id change my pfp back p fast but i kinda like mine tbh

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it’s because it reminds you of me, and thus you think you’re perfect in every single way

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You make a compelling argument for once, yoshibrain

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I’m committed to not being the first to change from being an atlas.

Possibly even staying to be the last non-Atlas Atlas.

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Either that or change after a week and the bit has gotten old

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