20020th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

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#8745

He watches with the gun closeby

There was a situation where a guy who was made to do this flung a landmine back at the gangster on accident as he was digging and exploded him

#8746

yeah

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#8747

idk if u hit the guy hard enough there wont be a guy with a gun anymore

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#8748

the titular max payne proves why doing so is a bad idea

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#8749

if u know ur dying anyway might as well shoot your shot yknow

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#8750

the best idea would be to not involve with criminals

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#8751

I have gentle soft hands made for cooking and dish washing and laundry theyre not for fighting

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#8752

Oh. I forgot what this about now. My name is tutuu not vayne

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#8753

same shtick

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#8754

@Chomps was so kind to me yesterday hes such a sweetheart :blush::heart::heart::heart: squishy fluffball. Deserves love

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#8755

ok you can hit him with a frying pan then (gently)

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#8756

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#8757

can confirm

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#8758

He also uses it as a hat to protect his head from the rain

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#8759

you can use it as a shield from the blood splatter

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#8760

I faint when i see my blood blood is so scary

#8761

We do not talk about the fateful dentist appointment

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#8762

same seeing wounds on other people makes me queasy

but sacrifices must be made

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#8763

Hahaha u have such good memories :blush::people_hugging::people_hugging::people_hugging::heart::heart::heart:

#8764

do you ever get nosebleeds?

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