Have you ever seen anywhere a real hooman with a jetpack on
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thats because theyre gadgetbahns
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My condolences to the people whose denonym is gadgetbahn
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theres basically no practical use for jetpacks that an elevator or an helicopter/airplane with a parachute with way less margin for error can accomplish
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Climbing mountains
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helicopter/parachute
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No and No
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Firefighters maybe
please tell me how that’ll be useful for firefighters
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Fly to the second floor, jump in through window, rescue baby, fly out
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Rule of cool? Duh?
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a ladder is infinitely safer in that scenario
you both have to have the window be fully open and have to make the very precise landing
and that’s not to mention actually landing
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Well until we have jetpacks that can reliably balance themselves and not throw themselves off-balance
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remind me to just die if you try to save me from a burning building
it’ll be less embarrassing for everybody involved
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I am this person exactly
The amount of dumb shit I say in public cannot be understated. Well. when I’m with someone. Alone I can barely speak. Once held an in depth discussion on bird law. Its fucked that the only penalty they have for breaking our crimes is the death penalty or nothing. No bird prison no bird fines. I do not support capital punishment for birds
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I am the exact same person irl. If anything I bullshit more
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Lol. Lmao
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Ok you fire hoe
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Magical pretty princess minky momo
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Unfortunately im on pokemon gen 1 right now. You get Lugia instead
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