21074th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

You’re all in so much trouble you know that

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what’s their date gonna do, go find each of us and beat us up?

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I’m going to ban you for fortress of forever

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Benguin’s father is the CEO of fortress of forever, may

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Cant fathom dating someone who has a favourite vape flavour

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based…

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ao3 mlm radicalized me

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I’m not sexist but I don’t date women

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i cant believe ao3 multi-level marketing radicalized you

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Sexist200530…

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In my school the people who smoked were more likely to have dated multiple partners due to being more social, the minority who didnt smoke were more likely to have not dated anyone due to being less social

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i like anyone but i do prefer less conventional people, specially softer ones

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i like girls

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source

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If you’re annoyed at the pace of this arc, AO3’s always an option.

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no bitches joke here

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benguined on their way to write fanfic about may and collar person

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real

men should look like women

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society’s problems would be solved if we were collectively forced into a coffee shop AU
in this video essay i will

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