21074th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

When I was around that age I wrote a short story about a cat who was dying extremely painfully. That was the entire story. The catdied

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The cookie bourgeoisie are preventing the poor from ever having a chance to gain another cookie.

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These are free and fair elections.

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when i was around that age i wrote a story about a rollercoaster that broke the fabric of spacetime

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ive never wrote a story

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Same braincell

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atlas took theh cookie twice “without knowing”

this is injustice

euthanasia coaster

I wrote a bunch of stuff in 3rd and 4th grade I called, “The Personification Papers,” where I wrote about various objects going through life.

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image

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i’m sorry that you have to try to get it and still fail but i just naturally get them

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I’m voting to help them beacuse i might have many cookies one day and it would therefore benefit me

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sighs i’ll get it next time if i’m not busy trust

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the only story i remember writing is in 10th grade during independent writing time i wrote one with a friend where each of ours was different perspectives of me lighting fires

the teacher stopped doing independent writing time around 1/4th of the way through the year

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You say you never wrote a story, yet you’re always on the run with you being the pen in which life is your paper

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then i stopped writing outside of school for like 10 years due to severe trauma, with all my creative writing being done as a school extracurricular thing, and now i do it again

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yeah this sounds like me in the future

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In first grade i entered an online writing competition about crime / detective short stories and i won first place and won an adult sized sherlock holmes t-shirt that was too big for me but my dad loved it

I presented an obvious suspect, and then others, I reminded the viewer that things aren’t always as they seem, I kept hinting at it, but then I did a plot twist and it was the obvious suspect all along. A double switcheroo

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sure is great how like every person i know describes high school as the period where their entire life collapsed and they were subjected to unfathomable misery

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nice

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