21074th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

This is the future of socialism

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just dont click this one dawg

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you should have given them this

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Deciding who the father is will go crazy though

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it was my geometry one so it was only like 5 inches (12 cm)

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Danganronpa 2-5 moment.

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length is the wrong measurement. pull out one of these bad boys

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is that the one with the robot i forget

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Suggestive

ā€œOnlyā€ 5 inches? Isnā€™t that plenty?

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brootā€¦

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this was so embarrasing to think about now because they had to awkwardly hand it back to me and say ā€œthanks for the rulerā€¦ā€ afterwards

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Knowing higschool boys they all probably said they have footlongs

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its an affinity

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thatā€™s a real generous spin

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its an affinity.

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i got roped into the whole dick measuring thing one time in high school but iā€™ll spare you from the details

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mhm.

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disinfect that shit

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i didnā€¦
okay you know what no. Im not gonna post that. I shouldnā€™t post that. Iā€™m not going to post that.

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The fact that my online friends dont know my name or face but know how long my dick is is a fact im proud of

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