21074th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

they’re biting kneecaps

they do really funny things to teams. they beat the titans 52-14 with 85 passing yards. they beat the cowboys 47-9. they beat the jaguars 52-6. they beat the texans even though jared goff threw 5 interceptions (he’s thrown 4 other interceptions the entire season)

even with their defensive stalwart out for the season they’re genuinely the most complete team in the nfl right now

jared goff was himself supposed to be a transitional qb they got in the matt stafford trade but he has genuinely resurrected his career

BEARS ARE COMING BACK BABY

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they’re just gonna break your heart again like the last two weeks

Im used to it

We used to be a proper country.

ANS THE BEARS ARE GONNA COME AND FIX IT

gobears

i have a bunch of cue cards ready with bears jokes because i know a big fan

tell me if these are good

“why do bears always go to campsites? they need somewhere to sleep.”

im out of bear jokes

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have u seen the football team tho

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Gamba? Gamba!
*starts writing crazy roles*

love da mets

Devastating OPI

PASS INTERFERENCE MY BELOVED

GOD TAKETH AND GOD GIVETH

:skull:

facemask :)

they’re already in field goal range it doesn’t matter