21074th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

@May @ElizaThePsycho
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is this true?

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me: wow, im taking about my boyfriend too much and its clear my dad isnt having it and the vibes are off. what can save this dinner

cowboys score on a pick 6:

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yea

DeMarvion Overshown is a hero. Probably saved hundreds of awkward thanksgivings around Texas.

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Are your parents unhappy with your relationship?

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my mom LOVES him. She thinks hes the best (cuz he is)

my dad has never met him, doesn’t want to, and doesn’t like the idea that I am dating a guy. Both because of some level of homo/transphobia, but also because he thinks of guys as dangerous in some respect

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i thought this said “are your parents unhappy with their relationship” and i was like Going straight for the divorce card on thanksgiving thats bold

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thanksgiving divorce also shows a great lack of understanding in Marissa lore. Christmas is ALWAYS when the divorce threats happen

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I love that your parents adopt you for thanksgiving and christmas before giving you back to the orphanage. Very brave of them

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^this is story lore btw

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I can’t ask Marshal that.
Maybe if my Courage was Bold

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Christmas is, like, universally the worst time of year for me. Some fucked up shit always happens because I’m always in closer proximity to my family than normal.

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Okay this is a misrepresentation. This is story mom lore to clarify

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Christmas 2021 was easily my worst. FDA sends letter to my parents about my order of E from the internet, get confronted about it, it all goes very very poorly.

On the 28th? or 29th? I get into a REALLY REALLY nasty argument with my parents, specifically my father, easily worst we’ve ever had. It’s like hours long and genuinely pretty relationship shattering.

And then we go drive to Dallas because the Valero Alamo Bowl game between Oklahoma and Oregon is that night, and we had tickets.

truly a perfect summation of my life.

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Further misrepresentation I apologise. She also hung out at the weekends. Like child custody except between her and the Orphanage because she was like bored or something

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This is actually a cake stand

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jojo…