21074th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

[May]

I have a good Ichihime but I want to keep upsetting people by being Yui Yagi

[Chloe]

bangim

[Litten]

okay but imagine in fol mash one of the hosts asks you what your preference is mid game

[May]

“Are they… hitting on me??”

[Litten]

“People who don’t host mafia games”
“I see, thank you for your answer, was very helpful in informing my decision”

“ALRIGHT THEY ARE BASICALLY INTO MEN BLOCK THEIR ACTION”

[May]

Writing this down. Men don’t host mafia games

[May]

Zone has some explaining to do

[Litten]

How could anyone be depressed with free dopamine in virtual worlds and also in the real worlds

[Litten]

So much dopamine going around

[Chomps]

ToS2 has gone WOKE

• Woop woop escort is back but digital banditos transitioned them into a MALE ESCORT
• Seer has been nerfed and only checks to see if the target’s GENDERS match
• The Coven has added 1 NEW WOMAN
• Monarch is now YAS QUEEN, if you’re male, you become the new TOWN PET role which starts revealed
• Potion master
• Deputy will ask for your PRONOUNS and if you have a gun TRIGGER before they shoot you

[ElizaThePsycho (Willow)]

marissa impostor jumpscare

[Marshal]

sometimes the real worlds and virtual worlds forces you to do non-dopamine-creating activities, such as “family game night” or “calculus homework”

[Aleph (Ishmael)]

very good at this

[notblackorwhite]

based.

[Chloe]

ok everyone else keeps thinking chomps is marshal too right

[Marshal]

I DO BRUH i be like “why tf did i post that” when i see it just pop up. i just assume i made the post

[Atlas]

girl are you my computer because youre overly picky on where you want the display port to go and won’t function without it in that specific display port entrance despite the fact you have five

[Marshal]

girl are you my computer because there’s about to be so much mmmmm nah

[Atlas]

good choice marshal

[Marshal]

thanks it took a lot of restraint