21074th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

I do this with my mom.
Works every time.

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iā€™ve been getting money and a card for as long as i can remember
which isnt very long but im pretty sure it extends at least five years

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When I was like 12 my uncle got me a lint roller (and money in a card)

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have you made good use of the lint rollere

ā€¦my siblings got real gifts

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I donā€™t know if Iā€™ve made good use of the specific one but I do in hindsight think it was a nice gift

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but not a real oneā€¦

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The gods themselves couldnā€™t concoct a non-sequitir this non-sequitir.

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iā€™m going off what may said!

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if you remove a post from its natural context itā€™s always gonna sound like a non sequitur. sequiturianness requires context always

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sequiturianity?

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New religion dropped.

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sequitoriosity?

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get on this linguists

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image
is this a non-sequitur (totally real post btw)

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mayā€™s describing the chess position zugzwang, meaning a position in which the fact that youā€™re forced to move is actively to oneā€™s detriment, to represent that they feel obligated to reply but that no possible reply would improve their situation

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Thereā€™s a gingergamn house in the desert section and Iā€™m unsure if itā€™s decoration or food

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No one has touched it

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its both

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youā€™re supposed to build it then eat it

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