21074th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

I mean I love talking about things that happened to me but I have to put up a fuss about it sometimes

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ā€¦Rarely. My entire cookie thread presence is sharing things that happened to me. But theyā€™re usually more boring than this

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May: ā€œHmph! I toootally donā€™t have a partner I kiss and sleep with. Not a big deal, who cares ā€¦ Minor detail ā€¦ Not like I care or anythingā€¦ So undignified. I guess if you guys are so insistent Iā€™ll tell you ā€¦ Not that I care about this or anything ā€¦ Hmph! Whatever!ā€

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Yeah basically

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unitedhealthcare ceo killer (very likely they technically havenā€™t like hard confirmed its him but its very likely him) got arrested :pensive:

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They showed me one (1) episode of an anime

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now they just have to find a jury of 12 people willing to convict him

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Invite them on FoL plssss

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What absolutely not. Not allowed

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I think that will be a great idea!

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see i wouldnā€™t tell my significant other to ruin their life

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one person was willing to snitch, i think they can find 12

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My laptop/phone was in their view basically 24/7 Friday night to this morning so theyā€™ve SEEN me on FoL I told them about Drabble Duel and showed them last timeā€™s posts impersonating me. But Iā€™m not telling them to join FoL. Nope

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the guy wasnā€™t exactly a socialist hero tbf. fairly right wing, just happens to like ted kaczynski and had a claim denied by united healthcare

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Hmmmm~ what if they wanna join my game to impersonate you ā€¦ That would be funnn~ give me their discord pleaseeee~

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I AM NOT LETTING YOU CONTACT THEM

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This reminds me that I havenā€™t started on my Drabble Duel posts.

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Hmmmm~ Weā€™ll see about thattttt~

Look this isnā€™t even a YOU GUYS problem. I donā€™t like them more than you. Iā€™m the one who refuses to actually date them. I just want some level of separation here

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If I invite them here then they see everything I say here and thatā€™s one additional person I have to, like, consider the opinion of when I speak

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