the problem with that solution is the distance that most humans have with each other
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My mom recently said she canât really imagine me dating and I understand why now
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looks like your mom never met collar personâŚ
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and apparently didnât know about the relationship you were in for like. over a year
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She did not know about that relationship I was in for over a year. And this was pre-collar person
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I donât tell her about my personal life. Itâs not relevant.
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edaters⌠eyerol eyeroll eyeroll eyeroll eyeroll
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based
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i donât think the maori capital was that close to rome
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a light bulb just shone over my head. i figured out the solution to your problems may
okay, so hear me out. here me out here, okay? hear me out
you and cat collar and cafeteria guy should form a lover thruple. like a polygamous relationship
outcomes:
- may doesnât get referred as car collarâs girlfriend anymore since itâs no longer that dynamic. itâs a communist party thingy. commune. may is happy
- cat collar gets the two partners they wanted. cat collar is happy
- cafeteria guy gets cat collar. cafeteria guy is happy
win/win/win for everyone
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âŚyeah, weâre devolving into AO3.
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Fortress of our Own
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Cat collar person does not like cafeteria guy
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something soured their opinion? what happened?~
this really does read like someone trying to give advice to a fictional character
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âWasnât their typeâ and after going on a date and collar person saying âyeah sorry not interested youâre not my typeâ cafeteria guy asked âfriends with benefits?â and collar person was really mad abotu that and ghosted him
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isnt her entire deal that she only likes men who are more powerful than she is and if youâre not that guy youâre disposable garbage
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afternoon
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nevermind
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