21074th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

only for preheating the oven

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I totally get them id totally offer to do that if im getting paid but no way in hell im preheating the oven wtf is that woman gay shit?

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I never asked my colleguesā€™ sexual identity, but Iā€™m pretty sure all male cook preheated the oven, while I worked in a kitchen.

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Theyā€™re professionals :sob:

If a lifeguard at the beach kisses a guy to give him air its not gay hes just doing his job

But if i (not a lifeguard) kiss a guy - different storyā€¦

cooking and kissing are different thingsā€¦ probably.

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theyre both hot

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and Iā€™m pretty sure if a lifeguard kissing someone who wasnā€™t drowning, that is still sexual assaultā€¦

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no a lifeguard can kiss their girlfriend legally im pretty sure

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can anyone confirm this?

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while working? I doubt.

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god forbid a girl have a healthy work life balance

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I doubt any god would care about mortals.

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we care about dangan ronpa i think theyā€™re owed that liberty

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but what danganronoa has to do anything with a lifeguard kissing their partner?

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Can comfirm

Source: I wanna be someoneā€™s girlfriend :weary:

we have our little things So can the gods

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Hows that going for you

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If people thought im a girl they would treat me very gently and cute and find me attractive and hot and cute and be nice to me and swoon over me and be protective of me and

Not a lot of progress

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Why wasnt i born a girl. So unlucky

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