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WHY HAVE THEY DECIDED THIS ITEM WAS A GOOD IDEA

opportunity cost

yes it’s very good but it also means you can’t use any other item

shield dust has existed as an ability for years but you’ve never noticed since it’s exclusively on shitmons

Crash course complete.
Time to implement MtG into FM.

oh no I did notice some of my favourite pokemon have shield dust

oh ribombee gets shield dust. it’s usable kinda but mostly for being a fast sticky web setter

araquanid has seen more use lately though because people realized they want their webs setter to be able to withstand a light breeze

I’ve been stealing ideas from magic for Mafia for years

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araquanid is a very fun pokemon because its ability is unfathomably fucking busted, doesn’t actually say what it does, and also its movepool is ass so it doesn’t matter

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araquanid gets double stab on water and hyper-resists fire, a reasonably common offensive type, and instead in smogon it’s mostly just a solid as hell mon in the lower tiers with no hope of climbing

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and then you realisre why when you look at its movepool and realise that Sticky Web is basically the only move it has that it actually wants to use

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in a perfect world Araquanid would be using a move better than Liquidation as its’ stab option, but they were at least smart enough to balance its’ movepool around its’ ability. Which is weird because it doesn’t mention the hyper-stab part, despite them very obviously being aware of it

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“why doesn’t Water Bubble’s ability text explain what it does” will eternally be a mystery to us mere mortals

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sticky web baybee

i actually quite like both galvantula and araquanid

araquanid is neat i’m just confused by its’ underlying design decisions

anyway my favorite instance of a great pokemon ruined by a bad movepool, probably for the best, is Porygon-Z

meow

Ici what’s your most controversial opinion that won’t get you banned

i have no controversial opinions everybody agrees with me about everything

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