He’s going to poke you and you’ll be waaaa don’t hurt me :w
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get that tolerance up damn
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you could smoke oregano and get high
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I was much much better than the birthtday boy last night so I think I’m probably fine on that front
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Literally mischaracterisation
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if you ever have any issues as a result of alcohol it means you stopped drinking too soon
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The guy kept trying to get me to become a lawyer I needed my wits about me to defend from that…
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He is several years younger than me.
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you WOULD be a lawyer
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may: chemist, mathematician, programmer, philosopher, psychologist, lawyer, doctor, pro gamer, live streamer, eboy, egirl, cosplayer, food critic, blog writer
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I will never ever be a psychologist
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What about being a Maychologist
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"you can fix me 
here’s $1000 
" - birthday boy
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There’s literally no way I had “fifteen shots” that motherfucker was LYING
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Different guy. Birthday boy was tired and drunk and didn’t say much. LAWYER guy was the one whose apartment it was
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Life would in fact be easy if I were straight
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thats 660 ml of vodka almost an entire bottle. i doubt it too. he’s hyping you up
To be fair we had 3 bottles of liquor at the start of the night and didn’t have any at the end of the night. For three people. So basic division would imply this was the average. However I think he was driving that average more than he thinks
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