21074th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

rip to feeling my hands for the next 3 fucking months

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huddle around an oil drum that has a fire going like god intended

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Kinda just used to it.
Also makes things clearer when my sentences spiral into chaos.

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my ass MARCHED home

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ā€¦an idea came to me.
Perhaps I should make a second testament.

My first testament proved that flair is unnecessary, which I can use as an excuse as reason to never make any new OP formats. I mean, the standard format works, so why bother spending more effort when the average player doesnā€™t really pay any mind to it?

Now I want to prove that it is impossible for all players to read the OP. Like, sure, 80% of all players might read the OP, and maybe 30% will read it thoroughly, but 100%? Nah. I donā€™t believe that we are that literate as a whole.

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correct i rarely read more than half before the game starts

Hi, are there games I can sign up for

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unfortunately christmas time

hi eaves!

Join Hide and Seek.
Low-intensity misc.

I agree itā€™s very unfortunate

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This is Bionic? Woah

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Hmm, probably not. Thanks, though

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watched 48 minutes of the hello kitty cartoon it was entertaining

hello kitty was lowkey one of the first signs i was trans

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pac reference spotted

thereā€™s this

which is pretty close to being canned, though since Magnus said theyā€™d be willing to be a low-priority signup, it only needs 2 more players

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Linear Action Resolution. Ranking System. (Paradox Hazard)

Unflipped Death; Flipping Neighbors. Minesweeper Fog System. [Unborn Setup]

Boons and Upgrades. Gambling System. (Kakegurui)

Ignoring Non-Voters. No Plurality System. (True Majority)

Time-Centered Setup. Day-Devouring System. (Encroaching Darkness)

Name-Bound Power. Modifier System. (The Cyberiad Overhaul)

Public and Private Stores. Points System. (Corrupted Votes [1])

Hidden Abilities. Setup Oracle System. (Questions)

Duties Beyond Death. Heaven and Hell System. (Purgatory)

Non-Deterministic Inconsistency. Chaos Combination System. (ASTT - Alt. Quantum)

Connection and Union. Compability System. (Darling in the Franxx)

Plethora of Surprises. Power Exhaustion System. (Deck of Cards)

Abstinence and Proficiency. Evolution System. (Malevolent Benevolence)

Danger! Information. Anti-Claim System. (Vote-a-Life, Encroaching Darkness, Paradox Hazard)

Ever Changing. Seasons System. (Ever Changing Seasons)

Structures and Threats. Zombie System. (Zombie Chronicles)

Aliens and Conspiracy Theorists. DNA Sampling System. (UFO Sightings)

And thenā€¦ to top it off:

  • Information Overload, Error Galore. System System. [Unborn Setup]
  • System Degradation. Hacking System. (System)

. . .
@Ash, how much mech can you handle?