Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

litten crashed their car

they then unrelatedly went under a straw trap which said “free meat sticks inside” and got trapped

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He’s remarkably cheap and easy to lure back in

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You’d probably need something more expensive to trap me

free mahjong pictures inside box

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hey may get in this box it has a mildly painful stimulus

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@tutuu

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m gonna try to create one a day for a week so i can justify spending an hour doing all this

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Oh so the mahjong pictures again?


Jade Room BTW

oh wow jade. just like in dream of the red chamber

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I was hardstuck Expert III for like a year

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Whenever I picture Xifeng I actually just picture Fu Ji tbh

barbarian: rage and thought it would be funny
bard: self explanatory
cleric: don’t see fighting/felt like doing it
druid: wanted to do something unique
fighter: basic/failed to show up to class selection and got randomly picked
monk: it’s n.1
paladin: innocence or persistence
ranger: druid but really wanted to do it
rogue: self explanatory
sorc: incredibly wide variety of reasons
warlock: thought it would be cool to accept a suspicious deal/bored/offered a deal by Lady Gaga
wizard: 1. lock yourself in a tower for 20 years 2. ??? 3. come out with oddly specific knowledge on one thing

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it’s n1 is the best reasoning

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harnessing the power of the body in pursuit of physical and spiritual perfection

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what’s your reasoning for rogueb

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brb running sorc17er with sorcs from this tierlist

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“self explanatory”

…people who want to fight but don’t want to get hurt and are mentally marked as cats

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idk enough about d&d to know why i’m a sorc and it’s obviously not just the nerd emoji spot because arete isn’t there

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I feel like I would be a multi classer