one of my first reactions to roe v wade being repealed (besides the obvious ones) was getting to memorizing the name dobbs v jackson
quizbowl current events writers are predictable
hi daeron!!!
the shooter is (probably) named thomas matthew crooks. the jokes write themselves
yeah I can’t be mad about this one lol
i have good explanations for assassin baron boomdandy (kinda) cere (kinda) ET fearmonger goblin marionette psycho spy summoner vizier widow witch!
just don’t ask me about literally anything else!
poisoner’s slightly too overtuned for most scripts tbh, not a huge fan
assassin is people i imagine as people who have a big impact in a certain way once (and sulit)
baron is an ability thats boring but has ~around the strongest impact of any minion
boomdandy is just people i think it would trigger on
cere is people i think would use the ability well
katze is chloe’s evil twin
arctic’s is a terrible fear joke. this is a similarly terrible explanation
goblin is largely self explanatory. bionic is the standout
marionette are people too innocent to put anywhere else
psycho is the “Italy is a psychopath”
squirrel as spy is an even awfuler kotc joke
magnus would summon a demon accidently. lilith would summon cthulu because it was bored. snowe would summon a demon if it was Sarasvati
vizier is people i think would somehow have fun as it
me as widow is a similarly awful roleplay game joke, marluna and pandora have the same explination as assassin
witch is referring to the name and the name alone
That’s actually 100% true in my case. I once helped end the game in 2 days as evil, by deleting myself as the assassin the following night.
BTW moose is more dangerous than the grizzly bear, because moose will go all out to evicting you from the mortal coil if they think you’re trying to do the same to them. While a grizzly bear can be convinced you aren’t worth the calories.
m not proud of how one dimensional this is so you can have it now
its prolly decently accurate though
more left=more exemplifies trait. i handpicked each slot
I am absolutely not Loud
some people i dont know at all are just vibechecked
…i dont recall why i put you there
yeah that sucks one second
fixed
Pourqoui est-ce que je suis une harpy
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how much has benguined been feeding you guys about quiz bowl lmaooo 
also lol this is so true