great don’t touch perfection
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i now now sleep early beacuse of a mild headache im very responsible
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goodnight love you all mwah
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i hope you heal overnight 
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He’s also the one who keeps using metaphors about life events to teach differential equations and it’s always something about drugs and divorce and OH I did write it down hold on
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Professor discussed this system in lecture today. “When |a|>|b|, if you start hate/hate, you are fucked. If you’re fucked, that’s when you’re going to have a psychiatrist, and you are going to take antidepressants, and the antidepressants are going to stop working, and that’s when you’re going to have illegal drugs. With |a|<|b|, the love goes away, and you are not going to have any mixing of prescription drugs… that’s how you kill somebody, is you take your prescription drugs and you [hand motion indicating swapping them around], which is why when you take prescription drugs you need to look at the pill and search it online to make sure you are taking the right one.”
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…what?
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This is just how he talks all the time
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He’s russian for the record
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On the topic of awful professors, I have a friend who knew a professor at their college who got fired after they (strong NSFW warning) soaked a tampon in tea and then ate it before drawing a swastika on the board.
Actually made me sick to my stomach.
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These were two entirely unrelated incidents like a month apart
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bro was on something
was he fuckin comin to school ripped to the gills
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He’s a CS professor teaching an intro course to object-oriented programming.
He also apparently showed a video of a C-section pregnancy in his class because [404 Not Found].
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oh yeah he was on meth then
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i’ve never heard this story but i’m gonna guess sheer exposure to the person who told you this drove the professor to this
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this man a stimulants mascot
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skill issue
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This is from QBCord, if you’re curious.
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bro trying to get every acheviment
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look i already guessed who you were talking about and assumed i was right
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