24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

oh god

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U get it

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they should just name it MEGACORP. like stellaris

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Same i just know my hair is black and dense

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my favorite business thing is when compnies with complicated names merge and adopt an extremely vaguely positive/futuristic one word name.

Charter Communications? Comcast? Time Warner Cable?

fuck you you are Spectrum now

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Yeah unfortanetly u would porbably work there and the old people would hate you

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real

Whenever I think of Spectrum, my mind immediately goes to that video about how ISPs violate the axioms of set theory.

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before this i didn’t even remember palworld existed

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me when Allen & Overy becomes A&O Shearman and their recruiters (probably) mark you down for inaccuracy if you ever refer to them as their name they’ve been going by for decades

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…japanese technical patent law?

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weird but you do you ig

i have work to do but i wanna just keep spending hours listening to magnus archives

do both at the same time

i can’t pay attention to them equally unfortunately

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I went on a trip; still am on one.
I hear bad news about something I am interested in.
Nobody died; nobody was injured; and yet something feels dying inside me.
What a bad time to hear a bad news.
My trip experience shall not be affected.
I may be ill temporarily now, but my day was still fun.
My happiness did not decrease; I just gained sadness along with my happiness.

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there’s a lot more areas of law that get introduced than just patent law
there’ll be competition lawyers involved too

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if it’s hottest women misc, I’ve already patented that under japanese law

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LMAO

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