24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

I was gonna come up with a funny name to call you but the best one I got to was “laptop”

desktop screensaver

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tree bark

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Okay here’s a better one

Desktop screensaver —> PCSS > pieces

And I broke into pieces [‘s house]

It’s an affinity.

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alice has really good writing her voice just needs more tone

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u literally have the key

Yeah but the difference in, like, reaction speed here is substantial, for many people “change your sense of humour/values” is prohibitively slow and will only occur with, like, huge amounts of exposure over huge amounts of time, family or long-term romantic partners, while some people pick up even non-superficial traits extremely quick like memory foam. “Everybody does this” is true but not everybody does it at the same speed

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fair nough

A normal mattress can be said to be “like memory foam” because it will also get dented over time but that doesn’t make it a meaningful selling point

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I’d still be mad at that fucking mattress salesman if they tried to advertise it as such

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Yeah

man i cant imagine having beef with a mattress salesman. what a sad, pathetic life

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They said it could support 2 people. I didn’t know the salesman was so close minded to consider my smartfridge anything but man

mattress shops are all money laundering fronts

they fucking have to be


Have intimate relationships with your pronouns, woke hecklers (humiliated)

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prolly a bad habit they know is a bad habit and are trying to break

refraining