24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

[Daeron]

naturally I am going to join it.

[Daeron]

NOOOOOOOOO

[May]

NOOOOOOOOO

[Atlas]

modern day tragedy

[Aleph (Ishmael)]

no brother he threw the oats at me

at ME BROTHER

[orangeandblack5]

apple juice sucks ass

apple cider on the other hand is great

[orangeandblack5]

(it’s still good)

[Daeron]

okay so apparently americans call cloudy apple juice “apple cider” despite it not even being cider
fantastic

uhm they’re pretty much the same??

[benguinedparbecue]

if it’s clear and yella, you’ve got juice there fella
if it’s tangy and brown, you’re in cider town

[Atlas]

this sentence feels like it wants so badly to rhyme

[benguinedparbecue]

of course if you’re in canada the whole thing’s flip flopped

[Italy]

just read it in a thick southern accent

[Marshal]

[Marshal]

@tutuu 22 irl

[Atlas]

tutuu is much taller than the fumo seen onscreen

[MAYHATER]

[orangeandblack5]

apple juice is oversweetened af

[orangeandblack5]

only real advantage it has is not fermenting if you don’t drink it fast enough lol

[Marshal]

“advantage” fake ass michigander

[Marshal]

you can take the girl out of the midwest AND you can take the midwest outta the girl typa shit