24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

hi silviu
im still here i just dont open this thread much

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or any thread actually

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real statline from a real nfl quarterback
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Did their opposing team literally carry that guy’s teammates backwards?

i need to get him next year for fantasy

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1.01? doesnt matter

Anthony will be my top pick

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it means he only knows how to throw it deep

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i think in terms of like, levels of insanity required to play a position in a given sport, QB is one of the few above the line of insanity set by Starting Pitcher

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you think its just the guy who ceremonially sealed himself within the darkness to contemplate the nature of the New York Jets and then you learn more NFL history and no all of them are kinda like that ins ome regard

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frank tarkenton was a great quarterback but you do have to wonder why it took people so long to think of “simply Dodge being tackled” as a strategy

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anyway point is good on the Colts for inventing Brett Farvre but Moreso

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except fuck you they also don’t throw picks

why has there been a 16000% increase in sportacus posts this past week

So true, queen

I AM SPARTACUS

LMAO

Delta epsilon, very popular with the kids these days. You’re always hearing about it on the streets, and in anime and manga: delta epsilon.

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no IM spartacus

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i should run spartacus fm where all players are told they’re Spartacus but the theme is that they’re romans hunting the rebels

if they hang people down to f2 the host team “wins”
if they figure out the bit they all win