24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

meow

meow xoxo

my god

its so cold outside i dont like cold :sob:

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Iā€™m the opposite i hate heat

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i miss 30 degrees weather

freedom units or commie units

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my manager was like why are you wearing a sweater, you are going to sweat

that day, the truck that was supposed to be arriving at our store, broke something and was stuck and thus it couldnā€™t arrive that day, which meant we were working in frozen and helping them do their things

look at whoā€™s laughing now

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you think celsius is commie units?

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not my fault Fahrenheit is the superior temp for human based measurement

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No other country can boast having such a patriot video thoufg

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20% of it is just a glossary explaining terms lmao

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i enjoy summer nights

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80 degrees with no sunlight feels nice

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oh yeah thats the best

lmao

beaches are overrated, the send gets stuck all in your body, wearing less clothes makes me feel wierd, i got sunburnt once, if you accidentally sip the beach water itā€™s bad for your health, everything just looks drab and murky, i like being praised and treated like a pet, thereā€™s sellers yelling all around when thereā€™s people, the oned i used to go to we had to stay near some tree areas which i didnā€™t like, thereā€™s tons of asshole kids just annoying people, Iā€™m glad my parents let me stay home during vacations from now on

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real

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i fucking hate family vacations

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on the other hand, i fucking love friend vacations

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