24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

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#21390

what not having to have deshaun watson as your starting qb does to a mf

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#21391

shame deshaun watson’s leg didn’t collapse until after the browns took enough losses to effectively end their season

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#21392

and uh. let’s make it clear. anthony richardson does throw picks. 6 thus far this season. not exactly farvre numbers but the incompletions make up for it i think. literally less than coinflip odds to complete a pass this season

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#21393

anyway it says something that the colts offense has genuinely looked better when he’s injured and they play joe flacco instead

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#21394

i hate to say it but….

is joe flacco…

elite?

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#21395

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Experiment

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#21397
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Experiment 2

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#21398
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Not an experiment just pick 2

#21399

behold! cookie

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#21400

ishmael jumpscare

#21401

am i scary willow

#21402

no

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#21403

good :)

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#21404

read this in trump voice

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#21405

What is Donald Trump’s opinion on real analysis

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#21406

So I finally got around to the Joe Rogan podcast and around the 2 hour mark there was this interesting exchange:

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Joe: Well let’s actually talk about it then. The parallel postulate, you don’t think it’s independent of Euclid’s other postulates?

Trump: Well, I like to say it’s independent - very independent, some might say. It’s uh, it’s not very dependent I think. I never liked it anyways. Always confused me I always felt like what the hell is Euclid talking about here? “A line intersecting two lines meeting on the side that blah blah blah” I just don’t buy it. I don’t buy it.

Joe: So you’re more of an elliptical geometry guy? Or-

Trump: No I wouldn’t say that. I prefer Hyperbolic. Poincaré. Great guy. Love the guy, I always tell my staff - don’t I always say that to you guys? “Poincaré”, I say all the time. “What a guy.” His model is so good, one of the best. I tell you what, I’m elected and Poincare’s model becomes standardized in the K-12 curriculum nationally.

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Do you think Trump was actually serious there? Or is this just another campaign promise? I feel like Trump wouldn’t straight up admit to something like that, he seems far more of an elliptical or even standard Euclidean geometry enjoyer.

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#21407

I misunderstood this as Joe Biden speaking

#21408

Hockey

#21409

motherfuckers having a street party locking down the way i gotta go to get home ain’t no wayyyy