24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

Zeus seems like the type of guy to flip a coin as to whether he fucks with the dude or tries to make him the most awesome person to ever be in history

Aphrodite wouldn’t tolerate it

Ares would kill the guy after challenging him

Hm

sure what it felt like

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Not sure what hera does I don’t think she cares

Apollo depends upon your gender

Hermes I don’t think cares

ngl ybw I prolly just have like

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carryover defensiveness from the Mac incident here

and am not reading your words fairly

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I imagine calling yourself posideon would really piss the god off if you are in his ocean

(ily willow but that was not it lol)

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my apologies

And it sure felt like you were unironically spreading transphobic rhetoric. Thats the purpose of asking for clarification

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Anyway I think orange is WRONG for thinking that naming yourself after a god is bold, there are plenty of gods where it wouldn’t be a bold move inherently

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tl;dr yes this was known and was effectively the point of me saying it (and then liking May’s “everybody needs a bold phase” post)

and so I responded seriously because you sounded like you wrre taking my words seriously

and I think the misreading spiraled from there

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Now if we want to talk about the god who is most bold, it’s probably Aphrodite, if she ever looks away from the mirror and sees you uh

okay so see I suppose I was in fact not misreading you then

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God I can’t think of any other god reactions

Isn’t it weird god is just called god does he have a name