24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

yuge. i will be present at the defense

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i learned about this in personal finance but

YOOOOO
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r/12

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Literally the same thing

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6 million people in that entire place combined, thats less than new york lol

baltics, balkans, both start with bal. Bal “Is Life” McCartney, therefore both are around where england is

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Wont be the same when your job is taken by alcoholic lithuanians

We will get our revenge

a 10 year mortgage is decently impressive yes

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20 but yea

youre too busy stealing each others cars Like youre stealing my fucking job

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they’re taking our dern jerbs

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aleph walks into a bar. The bartender says, why so blue?

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why did you have to say the same thing twice

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mortgages are supposed to be long in hopes of striking the lottery

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Ghandi once said: If you want to win the lottery you have to make the money to buy a ticket

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the lottery is dying so you dont have to pay your mortgage

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they obviously don’t tell you this but the bank hopes something happens to you because if you become unable to pay be it because you’ve no money or been shot dead in the street they take the house and keep your payments

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no they say “the usual?” and hand me two two gallon jugs of frozen daiquiris

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it’s a jackpot (for them)

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