24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

[Atlas]

…based off that graph

does that test only go up to 145?

[May]

I’m posting this despite having gotten 1 question less than Marissa. I hope you all appreciate my growth & strength & bravery in this endeavor

[May]

Yeah

[ElizaThePsycho (Willow)]

okay but in total fairness 1 like / post really isn’t that impressive when i exist

[ElizaThePsycho (Willow)]

and tutuu

[May]

Also tutuu this is literally like at least 35% a reading speed test and you’re not taking it in your native language dummy

[Atlas]

the biggest iq test is the slander tutuu gets for thinking it means anything emotionally

[tutuu]

here is an excel sheet of my last 10 posts. the post number is shown at the top row

the red color indicates that this “friend” of mine accidentally “forgot” to like this post of mine.

starting from now on, i will be implementing a three strike system. if you “forget” to like my post, i will color your name in yellow. failure to do so twice will net you an orange color. failure to do so thrice will net you a red color, and you can expect an in-person consultation. think about your actions.

[Atlas]

i like the colour scarlet in particular

mark mine as that please

[May]

And if I don’t like your post because you’re copying this almost word-for-word from a social media post?

[tutuu]

i thought i could get away with it >.<

[May]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bd1CBKinF_l/?hl=en

[tutuu]

thank you for the kind words ;-; i love you may

[tutuu]

NOOO DONT LINK IT

[Atlas]

thanks for letting us know, plagiarism checker

[carbonated]

LMAO

[tutuu]

now i feel so embarassed. like i just got caught shoplifting

[Atlas]

dont worry

the only way it gets worse is if it ends up in the best/worst quotes thread

[ElizaThePsycho (Willow)]

Yeah but I’m shocked they had the mental fortitude to assemble a sheet

[ElizaThePsycho (Willow)]

Oh god