24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

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#5484

I was chased by a policeman when i was a kid once. I threw a snowball at the side window of a car. He did a u turn and started chasing. Then he got out of his car and chased on foot. He caught me and slammed me against a wall and said hes taking me to the police station. I promised to not do that again and he raged a bit more and let me go

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#5485

wow so cops have always been total weenies

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#5486

If it’s any consolation, I did this exact thing to Daeron during 2 Rooms and a Boom, and OAB came to reprimand me.

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#5487

oh god zalgo bombs

if registers that i should remember this but i don’t lol

shit def happened tho

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#5488

Orangeandblack on his way to reprimand the wrongdoers using Zalgo text

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#5489

also have any of you played the “why am i waking up here” game

shits fun

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#5490

fantastic post

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#5491

oh that is news to me

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#5492

can’t believe fruits are so unhealthy never eating one again :pensive:

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#5493

Sugar isnt unhealthy if your blood sugar drops you will faint. Too much sugar is unhealthy!!

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#5494

Fruits are a very good way to get sugar (you need sugar) and preferable to processed sugar. You can overdo fruit just like you can everything else, but they’re not unhealthy.

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#5495

I got chased by a school security staff one for throwing rocks at a girl (I was a pest at a young age don’t mind it) and he got fired beacuse he held my wrist lol they didn’t even tell my parents

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#5496

Held your wrist?

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#5497

Are you made of paper

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#5498

it was a firm grip i think

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#5499

You threw rocks lol

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#5500

sugar and salt and fat are all good things that you should have in your diet its just possible to have Too much of them fruit comes with a moderate amount of sugar and a well seasoned well made meal should have fat and salt. Ice cream and take out are Not representitive of their strongest traits

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#5501

neat thing: if you have POTS you are reccomended to take in more salt just in general. Im a big fan of this because i fucking love salt

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#5502

Dont listen to big fruit the only thing you should eat is candy

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#5503

White people when they see someone putting one grain of salt in their food:

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