24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

General
#7065

one time, I uh

#7066

I was working front, and, the person working sandwiches told me, hey, we are waiting on a, hereā€™s xyz

#7067

and, I put them in the bags and he goes we are waiting on a

#7068

again, fo my fave

#7069

I understood is completely at that moment

#7070

And then five seconds later I forgot

#7071

fascinating story.

1 Like
#7072

he was in blind disbelief that I could forget in five seconds

#7073

adhd is more powerful than any mortal man tho

#7074

This happens to me but itā€™s with chemicals

1 Like
#7075

that doesnā€™t sound particularly good

#7076

IMG_5557
IMG_55571164Ɨ1164 308 KB

7 Likes
#7077

Sir did you even sleep

I got 25% male 39% female not surprised

#7078

i miss a person who will remain unnamed because i havent spoken to them in like a year but

#7079

I posted this to my mahjong friends and nobody responded and I was like come on itā€™s a good post itā€™s funny and then it was promptly revealed to me that everybody as laughing about it in the voice chat and they hadnā€™t responded because they were too busy laughing. In the coice chat. So I won at images

2 Likes
#7080

Should it have been ā€œgirl are you a psychology study because youā€™re one of a kind and nobody else could replicate the way you make me feelā€? Is that better

#7081

May itā€™s 4 0 5

#7082

Iā€™ve sent you a funny message on discord in the gc

#7083

In the gec (#100)

#7084

I got a 98 on my physicsl chemistry exam and youā€™re allowed to revise the things you got wrong for half points so Iā€™m going to go in and get a 99 for the bit

2 Likes