24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

im surprised neither of you have done a comedy act onstage

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2022 memes age like fine wine

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told you!!

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Let me pull out the gaming mouse I stole from my brother.

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I have actually. My middle school principle called me, basically exclusively, “taco man” because I did a stand up act in a taco costume once.

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Guy told me I should do standup once .I assume he was some kind of devil/demon

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honestly stand up is one of my super hail mary “if literally all else fails and I have nothing left”

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like if I lose everyone I love or something I think then I could Fully commit to the Bit fulltime

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I could not do standup it’s too premeditated

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Update: I’m getting slower.

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Improv maybe

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ive thought about doing magic i think im good at it. when i enter a crowded room i can make all the girls just disappear!

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i’m great at improv but when other people are also trying to improvise it’s kinda rough. standup is easier because you can do crowd interaction a lot and play off of that

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I also just hate comedy, I dont like comedy, I dont watch or look at it. So I dont know what anybody else is doing or what its like

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my dream in life is to be the first trans person to win a Grammy in the Netflix Special Condemned for Being Transphobic category

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huh. we’re finally running 2r1b again huh

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